Look, what does it take to get you people to Delphi? I mean, seriously, you log-in as a guest or take three second to become a member and you can enjoy untold goodness of self-depricating Britons and more inciteful news coverage than most American newspapers.

And if that won't convince you, maybe this will:

The V is holding their semi-annual Hotness poll. They start off with about a hundfred or so celebs from the US and Europe (this year the pool starts with 150 men and 150 women; apparently The V couldn't decide who to pick and just choose everyone) and they wittle the list down until one male and one emale remain. Voting in each round lasts a week and includes varying degress of commentary and posting of pictures to sway voters. The whole thing started last Monday, so you can still get in fairly early. Currently contenders include:

The casts of he Lord of the Rings and Kill Bill, Charlie's Angles, Sean Connery, Gabriel Byrne, Minnie Driver, Ewen McGreggor, Catherine Zeta Jones, Kevin Beacon, Rachel Leigh Cook, Vin Disel, Faruza Balk, Nic Cage, Hilary duff, Seth Green, Sharon Stone, Jack Black, Catherine Ann Moss, Tome Cruise, Thora Birch, Al Pacina, Rene Russo, John Malkovich, Susan Surandon, Harrison Ford, Jodie Foster, Dennis Quaid, Jamie Leigh Curtis, Martin Sheen, Kate Winslet, Ralph Finnes, Helna Bohnam Carter, Alan Rickman, Kate Beckinsdale, Rupert Evertt, Gary Oldman, Kiera Knightley, Michael Vartan, Neve Campbell, Patrick Stewart, Sarah Jessica Parker, Rob Lowe, Jeanene Garafalo, Timothy Olyphant, Katie Holmes, Will Smith, Christina Applegate, Eddie Izzard, Jennifer Love Hewitt, John Cusak, Rese Witherspoon, Luke and Owen Wilson, The Olsen Twins, Jamie Foxx, Gina Gershon, Omar Epps, Matt Damon, Jennifer Tilly, Josh Hartnett, Sandra Bullock, Ryan Phillppe and you get the idea.

The winners become Sacred Totems of The V and are forever beyond reproach. George Clooney, Allyson Hannigan, Johnny Depp, and Monica Belluci are past luminaries so I know their taste fits yours.

Voting is open to all, so get three to The V Forum and enjoy the voting.